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P. 1. Barnum's Greatest Show on Earth, combined with the Great London Circus, Sanger's Royal British Menagerie and International Allied Shows; 3 circuses in 3 rings; 2 menageries in 3 tents, 1 museuni of living htiman. curiosiües, 1 Ilippodrome with nearly halfmile track, niaking 7 monster shows united; this, and this only, is ita title for the coming season. It will have flve maguificent advertising cars in advance, each manned by eighteen men, beéides the large corps of first-class agents,whose salaries average all the way from three to ten thousaral dollars per annum. The daily expense of the show will foot up not less than $4,800 dollars. The tents will be ruuch larger than those used last season, and for the most capacious ever ma 3e. The show does take a great deal of money, to be sure, but it is enough to make the treasurer of the United States weaken to thiiik how miu.h it costa to run it. A good Baptist clergyman of Bergen, N. Y., a stroug temperance man, suffered with kiduey trouble, neuralgia, aiiu dizziness almost to bliudness. over two years after he was told tliat Hop Bitters would cure bim, because he was afraid and prejudiied against "Bitters." Since his cure he says none need fear, but trust in Hop Bitters. An Iowa man got up a Bible with one page of holy writ alternatiutc witU a page advertisemeut of business houses. He thought the adverliscments would be read. My good woman, why are you so out of sorts, uever able to te.U folks that you are well? Tea to one it's all caused in the first place by habitual constipatiou, which no doupt finally caused deranged kiduey and liver. The sure cure for coustipation is the celebrated Kidney-Wort. It is also a speoific remedy for all kidney and liver diseases. Thousands are cured by it every ra.jnth. Try it once. - Toledo Blade. "What the dickens do yon cali your mulé Ann for?" asked a torist of a western team3ter. "Wal," said the intenogated, "it's the nigh mule of the par, an' I tuck the name out'n the Scripter - Aa, a nigh ass." Bucklin's Árnica Salve.- The best salve in the worla tor Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Sall Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all kinds of skiu Uruptions. This salve is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction iu every case or the money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Eberbach & Son, Ann Arbor, Mica. The Boston Post has been there. It says truly :" When a physician regards a case as hopeless he advises the patiënt to travel, and thus gets rid of having the victim die under nis care." Farmers and mkchanics. - If you wish to avoid great danger and trouble, besides a no small bilí of expeDse, at this season of tue year, you should take prompt sleps to keep disease from your nousehold. The system shnuld be cleansed, blood purified, stomach aud bowels regulated, and prevent and cure diseases arising from spring malaria. We know of nothing that will so perfectly and surely do this as Electric Bitters, and at the triflingcost of flfty cents a bottle.- Exch.- Sold by Eberbach & Son. Efforts are being made to revive capital punishment in Wisconsin. It was abolishin that state about 25 years ago. A man's blood corpuscles average 3,200 to an inch, a hog's 4,200. When you see a party spreading himself over a dozen seats on an excursión steamer, you may know exactly how many corpuscles he possesses. PILES! PjLES! PILES! A Sure Cure Found at Last.- No one Need Suffer. A srire cure for the Blind, Bleeding. Itchingand Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by Dr. Williams (an Indian remedy), called Dr. William's Indian Oiniment. A single box has cured the worst chronic cases of 25 and 30 years' standing. No one need suffer flve minutes af ter applying this wonderf ui soothing medicine. Lotions, Instruments and Electuaries do more harm than good. 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These cars make connection at Bay City with the Michiean Central trains to and from Detroit, Jackson, Chicago, and all other principal points in Michigan and the east, west and south. Passengere should make a note of this fact, aud select their route accordingly. Byron Green, having regained his health, offers his services as auctioneer. nusiuence corner oí V ourtü and Ann Sta., Ann Arbor. A span of working mares for exchantje for a carriage Lorae. Address Box 147, Ann Arbor, Mich. Don't fo.get to buy a twenty-five cent bottle of Dr, Kellogg's Lung Remedy for colds and coughs. Sold by all druggists. Stuilents will find it to their advantage to look througu Kearney's stock of lamps. For Sale.- A nice family horse owned by Frank H. Ortmann, Ann Arbor, Cady's Catarrh Remedy.a sure cure for catarrh, is for sale at Holmes' drug store Cook hotel block.