People Who Think The Waltz Immoral

■will be interested to hcar that a "patent irreproachable walt zei" has been inveiited, It consista of a stout framo of light wood of about live feet in height, and remotely resembling an old-fashioned kite-frame. At the top of the. frame is a padded "rest" for a lady's hand, and at about the middle of the frame is a jointed arm, capable of being placed around a youtig lady'3 waist aud sccurely fastened with a thumb-screw. The. frame has two feet, f urnished with oasters, each one 01 WÍ11CI1 Ilaa a uní vciai jvuiL, av uixífcu it can turn freely in any directlon. The whole afíair weighs only üvo pouuds, and it is niade to f oíd together, so that alady can carry it in lier hand, either with or without a shawl-strap. "Frank," said an aíCeclionatc mother the otlier day to a promiaing boy, "if j'ou don't stop smoking and reading ao mucl), you wiil get so after a while that you won't care anything about work." -'Mother," replied the hopeful, leBiurely removing a very long cigar "I have got so now." One of the mo3t íatal temptationa t the weak is a sliglit deviation f rom th truth, for the sake of apparent good.