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Josh Billing's Guide To Health

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Nover run into debt, not if yu can find anything elso to run iato. Be bon est, if you can; if you kant be honest pray for health. Marry yung, and if yu make a hit, keep cool and dont bragabout it. Be kind to yure uiother-in-law, and, if necessary pay for her board at some good hotel. Batho thoroly once a week in soft water, kastellsope, and avoid tite boots Exercise in ojjen air, but don't saW wood until yu are obiiged to. Laff every timo yu fecl tickled, and langh once in a while anyhow. Eat hasli washing days, and be thankphul if you havo to sluit your eyes to do it. Hold the baby haff the time, and allwuss start the fire in the morning and put on the tea-kittle. Don't jaw back - it only proves that yu are az big a phool az the other phello. Never borrow what you are able to buy and allwass have some things yu won't leml. liever get in a hurry; yu ean walk a good deal iurthcr in a day than yu can run. Don't sware; it may convince yu, but it is sure not to convince others. Iiyuhave daughtera let yuro wife bring them üp if she has got common siíuse sho can beat all yure theörys. Don't drink loom uch nu eider, and, however mean yu may be, don't a kow.


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