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The General's Criticism

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Cïironicle "Undertom There was a lommoüon in the place the other day whea Gen. 11 visited the "Battle of Waterloo" panorama. The orowd did uot reeognize h;m for a little while, as he was ia plain Alta costnme. Whea they didthedoors were closed and the people feu back to give him a good view of the pioture. They wa tea fortho gëneral'scritio sm. He surveyed it for a long lirue, most critioally. Twice or three timos he appeared ábout to speak, and the crowd ■ stoppedbieathi: g. Twice or three times theeiowd were disappointed. At la t he appeared satiafied. He turued and sa!d in an jmpressive voiee: 'I cannot seo a place on tlrs battlefleld where aman would be safe." A Main-3 farmer annouuces that a vicious cow can be eured of kicking by catching her by the leg whenever she begius to kick. An Illmois farmer recently triee the experinirnt, raid now he says that he is wiflingtobe blankety blank blanked if the Maine man will ever get away alive if he catches him west of the Indiana lino. Hè looks as if he had thrown bimself inio the breech of a bologna mili and gone throngh the eut re machine before it could be stopped. A young girl, beiug asked recently, as she returned froni the cTCV.lating library With the latest novel, if she had ever read Shakspeare, tosscd her pretty head and answered: "Shakspeai'6? Of coiu-se I have. I ïö-id it orí cameout."


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