Brown Bread

Heil bv any other name is just as hot. The devil wül never bo chained while the liffhtning-rod man is loose. Train robbing has buen crowded to the wa.ll, but the circus is still among DS. Train a boy up to want a postoffice, and before he is oM he will pull trirei to get it. The flies are buzzlnj; again, d.irüng, Tbe spiders are erawiing ub uil., The bugs are tHpplng and zlpplng aruund, A.nd ihe mosquitoea will soon b' out, The youth in Milwaokee wlio xwallovved a silvor dollar has done muoh to jostle the solidily of the proverb that "a fooi and his moiiey are soon parted." Of all the distraotions ander tne sua that perplex a man to baldness, nothing is moro rasping than this thing of Ketting langlod up in a pateot medicino advertisemeut that, starts out with as much fascination as spearin iish by moonlip;ht. We have a stalwart impH'ession that if the angels ever turn' Lbteir baeks to earth ana víbrate their winirs so rapidly as to prevent even a whisper with snlphur in it froni -i-ising beyond Üi clouds. the occasion lor the sanie happens about the time a wonian with joyou8 raiment gets doused on the erossing with a sprinkliog-cart engineered by a sou'less map. Some red-hoaiied pcople claim that ono of these days the Governmen will takc charge of the weather and run it to stilt the crops, as easüy as the average patriot thiuks hc coüUI manage a postolïice. It may be, but we pred ot the fint step in that direetlon will bo to make it a peiK'.l offenso for any man to shed his flannels beforo midsummer. It is a well-kuown meteorological face that a chango of undershirt at any time previous to harvest is pretty sura to uring frost. -