Married People Would Be Happier

If home troubles were never told to a neighbor. If expenses were proportioneel to receipts. If they tried to be as agreeabla as in courtship days. If each would remember the other was a human being, not an angel. If each was as kind to the other at when they were lovers. If fnel and provisions were laid in durinfc the high tide of summer work. If both parties remembered that they married for worse as well as tforjbcf Vv wives as they were for their sweethearts. If there were fewer silk and velvet street costumes, and more plain, tidy house dresses. It is said that electrioity is now snocessfnlly used in removing f reckles f rom the f nee. As this is the age of inven tion, there is no telling howsoona plan will be discovered to blow out coros with gunpowder. A down-east fire company, in a resolution on a deceased member, says: "He has responded to hib last alarm." It is a wonder they didn't add that he "has gone to his last fire" Custmoer - "Have you some good im ported oigars?" New clerk- "Not just now; but we will have in about an hour. The printer around the corner is at work on the labels now."