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Why is a suspender button like a birthday party? Because it is almost sure to come off. A doctor in Naphville gave the following prescnption for a sick lady, suffering with neuralgia: "A new bonnet, a cashmere sbaw], a pair of gaiter boota, and a bottle of Salvation Oil," The lady rt-covered inimediately, and earnestlyrecomnunds the Salvation Oil to every one. It is sold at all drug stores for 2S cents a bottle. The hm ie the laydy of the barnyard. It is told by Tobias' Lear that when General Washington first oomplained of his cold he advised him to take somethnig. "No," answered Washington, "you know I never take an thing for a cold; let it go as it carne" But it went to his lungs, and in a few days the nation mourned the loss of its father. Row significant the warning? Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup can be obtained of every druggist. There's many a slip 'twixt the sidewalk and the hip these days. You will notice how quickly a thoroughly successful article is imitated, aod also that the imitations are without merit, as they are gottn up by unscrupulous pai-ties. Beware of the imitations of Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic. The genuine is sold by Eber bach & Son, and promptly curea dyspep sia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, agüe and malarial diseases, poor appetite.low spirits, headache, or diseases of the kidueys, stomach and liver. Price fifty cents. When a man has poor cousins hia relations with them are usually strained. Throat-ail seldom gets well of itaelf, ut deepens until it undermines the contitutiou, wastes away health, streugth, esh, and finally fasten itself on the lugs, completing the wreek and ruin of ie whole man. Dr. Bigelow's Positive Jure is the only safe. sure and speedy emedy for coughs, colds, and all throat md lung diseases. Sold by Eberbach & Son at fifty cents and one dollar. ; ant to take and safe for cbildren. "All flesh is grasa," but some people display more greenneaa than others.