All Athiest

Scène at Harvard. Professor- Mr. B. I notice that yon regti larly absent yourself from prayers I hope thnt you llave a good and suntcient reanon for suoh neglett. Mr. B. -Yes, sir; eonscientioua crupiés. Professor Indeed, I am glad to knovr that you hnve conscioutious scruples: wil) vou expl.iin theml llr. 13 I ain an utlieist, sir. Professor (with suprise).- An atheïst! Is ïoiii1 fatlier ntheist! " Mr B - No, sir: he is a Presbyteriaa. Professor- And your mothor, I trust sho is not in utheisti Mr. B.- No, sir; she is a Roman Catholic. Professor -Oh, ho! this is interesting. I ;;ui delighted to know that an atheïst is a crOBS netween a Roman Catholio and Presbyterlan. 1 will see you later, sir.