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Think of This Many peopia havo lu'Kieou'a siikiu manne;tationsof humor in tin? blood tlll the foul matter has become so powerf ui as to cause terrible scrof ulous ores, awfi 1 siü:it i h. hihI, flnally, as the system becomes drained of uil its strengtb., death. Some have neKlecteil dtstressafier enting.heartburn, ocoaslonal hcadaches, and Other enrly symptoms pf liyspcp-iit. till this painful disease has becotne Incurable, and the viciim barely sustains a miserable exlstenco. Others Degleoi thattliel feellnR, palns In the back, woakne-s, languor, tin genenü iiobility and kldneyor tlver dt.sease becomes ttrntly Hxed upon thein and thert' do bope of recovery. Be wie in time: HooJ's Sarsaparilla will cure, when in tho powor of nieiliciiH1, ttt'ula, salt rheum, boils, pimples, dypepsla, beadcbe, biliousneaa, catarrh, rheumatiiiin, that tircd feollngi and any disease or affection caused by impurebloodordow state of thesystem. Be sureto gef'the peculiar meüitine,'1 Hood's Sarsapariila gold by all drugiiWt. fl: lx for (i. Prepared only by C. HOOI) & CO., Apotbecariüs, Loirell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar A deacon of a Greenville. Pa., chureb 'bas a striqg of buttons half a yard long taken out of the contribuí ion box wilhin a few yeftrs What business has the 'deacon with buUons? They were contributed for the heathen, and severa) '.scores of heathens have been obli;ed to (hitoh tlieir svspendén with a shinglc uail because of this embezzling deacon' - nolyoke Transcript. A Germán ibysioian asserts half oi womankind aro mentally unbalanced. Thej' may be in Uer ■ any, but if liE corucs over to this country he will be convinced right speedily that they have mind enongh to give theiu a piecc and to spare. Pittsburg (,'hronicle-Telegraph. Customer -'Waiter, here is a button in the sonp." Waiter -"Button, sah, yes, sah, ] guesp '.nt's all right, sah." Cus.orner- "lts all right, of course, but I ihought perhaps a button hok went ith it." Life. Miss Katy Did in hor green attire, Siiis nightly in her tree; "It w n't Eelong before Jack Frost Win hava a mash on me." - Wasi. Vritk. Tramp- "I have lost an arm, sir, will - " Passer-by (in great haste) - ' Sorry, bvit I hayen't seen anything of it."- N. Y. Sun.