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INJTJSTICE COBKECTED. ConvincinEt Vorificalioa of Widecast Public Statements. To tue Readeksof tuis PAriiK. In common with many publishars and editors. we have been uccutomd to look upon certaln statements which we have seen in uur columns as inerely adroit advertUing. Consequently we feelcjustified in taking the liherty of printing a few points from a private letter reeently received from one of our largest patrons, as a sort.of confession of faith to our readers. We quote: "We have convineed ourselves that by telling what wo know to be true, we have produced at last a permamnt couvictlon in the public in ml. Hoven years ago we stated what the national discase oí tbis country was, and that it was rapidly mcrtaHng. Three years ago we stated that a marktd i-fuik had been eiven it. "The statistics of one of tho largest life insurance companies of thiscountry shows that in T8S3 and 1&4, tha mortality from kidney disorders dio nut intreaH over the previous years: othor companies stated the same thing. It is not presumptuous for us to claim credit for checkiny thesa ravages. 'Seven years ago we stated that the condition of the kidneys wasthekey to thecondition of health; withinthe past five years all rartj'ul ai': inturanct companies have conceded the truth of this statement, for, whereas. ton years ago, chemie! analysis to determine the condition of tho kidneys was not required, to-day iniliions of dolars 'm risk ore rifiis'd, because chemical examination discovers unsuspodtd diseases of the kidneys. "Seven years ago we stated that the ravnges of Bright's Disease were insigniflcant compartd with other unsuspectecf dltortl ers of the kidneys of many niisleading names; that ninety tbree per cent. of human ailments are attributed to derangpfl kidneys. whtch filis the blood with uric acid, or Kidney poison; which causes these many fatal diseases. "The uric acid, or kidney poison, is the real cause of the majority of cases of paralygis, apoplexy, heart diseaso, convulsions, imeumonia, consumption, and insanity ; over mf the victima of consumption are first the victim of diseased kidneys. "When the recent death of an honored ex-official of the United States was announced, liis pbysioian Bald thut although he was sufTering from Hriht's I)iease, that vas vut the eau? of death. He was not frank enough to ndinit that the . plexy which orertOOk him in his bed. was tlie fatal effect of the kidney poison in the blood, wliiili had eaten away the substance of the arteries and brain: nor was Logan' phy.-iriun honest enough to state that his fatal rheumatism was caused by kidney acid in the blood. "lf tho doctors wouKl .state in otncial reports the original cause of death, the peo])le of this country would be alarmed, yea, nearly panic st rieken, at the feariul mortality from kidney disorders." Tho writers of the above letter give these facts to the public cimply to justify the vïainis that thty haic rinaie, that "if the kidneys and the liver are kept in a healthy condition by the use of Warner's saté cure, which hundreds of thousauds have proved to be a specific, when all other remedies failed, and thnt has received the CDdoráeiiH'n t of the higbest medical talent in Europe. Australasia and America.many a lifo would be prolonged and the happiness of the ïeojile preerved, It is successful with so miny different diseases because it and it akme, can remove uric acid from the biood through the kidneys." Our readers are familiar with the preparation nanied. Commendation thereof bas often appeared in our column. We beliéve it to be one of the best, if not the Lest ever manufactured. We know the proprietors are men of character and influenee. We are certaiu they have awakeued a wide-spread interest in the public mind concerning the importance of the kidneys. We believe with them that they are the key to health. and that for thf.ir restoration from iliseaso and maintainance in health, there is nothing equal to this great remedy. The proprietors say they "do not glory in this universal prevalence of disease, but havini; started out with the purpose oí spreading tho merits ot Warner's safe cure before the world, bsca-use it tvrcd ur Mnioi proprietor, toho ica glitn up by d c'ors a? in curabk, we feel it our uuty to state the fact and lenve the public to lts own infer enees. vre jioint to our riiitin, and to their nhi'.c a:td utii ir.s'ft verification with pride, and if the public does not believe what we say, we tel' them to ask their friends and neighbors what they think about ourpreparations." As stated above, we most cordially commend the persual of this correspondence by our readers, believing that in so doing, we are f ullilling a simple public obligation. The Reason Whyl It is said "there's notbingnew under the sun," and it may be a true saying. But when the light of reason is thrown on somo of the every day occurrences in life, it is astouishing liow little we actually know as to the whys and wherefores of matter which attract our attention. In the hurly-bnrly of this world we are apt to take for granted faots as they appear, becausa we have uot time to thoroughly investígate them. The Chicago, Milwau kee & St. Paul Rallway Company has endeavored to save the cnquiring mimi the trouble of much research, and has published in a little book ejititled "Why and Wherefore," many reasons why various fucts exist. Tho language is plain and simple, and the volume might be lü-ed with proflt as a reliable class book in public and private schools. As a household reference it is invaluable, and children as well as grown people can read nnd understand it. Wbile this publication is in a measure an advertising medium for the Railway Company, that fact does not detract from : its valué, and a copy oL "Why and VVhere fore" wlU be sent free to any address by enclosing (en emt In postage to A. V. H. Carpenter, General Passenger Agent, Mil waukee, Wis. There is a Iiill before the Illinois legisla ture tu approi riate $0,0iH) for a Logan monument at Chicago. Jay Uould promises to build St. Louis a $l,(X0,(X!ü depot. It will probably be used for a COW stahl A natural color, that defies detection, is ! produced by Buckingham's Dye for the Í Whiskers. Leading physicians testify to the value of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral as a speciflc for oolds. Susan B. Anthony is quoted as saying ■ that Abraham Lincoln was the ouly man she could have loved. Gen. Stone. the cngineer of the Bar; tholdi statue pedestal, will spend the rest i of the winter in Loulsiana.g Polonaises trimmed with fur are coming , into vogue. Those complaining of Sore ïhroat or ! Hoarsenesa should uso ISuoscuial Tkoches. The effect is extraordinarv, particularly i when used by singers and speakers for clearing the voice. Price 25 ets. Edison's recovery trom bis severe illness is now practically certain. You can hardly realize that it is medicino when taking Carter's Little Liver Pilis; they ure very small: no bad effeets; all troubfes from tori icl liver are relioved by thi'ir use. W. W. ('orearan of Washington, pays taxes on JJOOOOO Photograpber -Weár a ploasant expression, if you can: just imagine that the object of your affeotiooa lia-t oliven you a sealskan saeque. Lady (with a Vg!i) - HehaBgivQO ic the sack, but j it 8 not sealskiu. Siftings. Countryman (looso in a bookstore): "Hare you got prayer books. Mister?" Clerk: "Yes. i be book of eomraon prayer. I supposc?" Countryman: "No, it'a for a vonng school-marm d vn niv w;ty, an' I v:mt a book of the best prayera you've got Lp the bu New Vork Miu. I fiel like thunder this mornfpg," complainod a New Jersey Bitizen. 'l'hiit's beoause you foo'ed with lightninglastnight.' reverberated his wife quicker than a flash Young housekeoper. - Bridget, take these egjis rip;lit back to tho store. Thev are ranch to old. Yes. mum. "Teil the man if be liásn't any spring chiekens we don't want any He thinks be auso t'm inexperienoed he i can cheat me; but I'll show him." - Tid-Bits. Torn- f hear that yo i struck for sil hours Bill? Bill- Yes, Torn we did lom Boss give in? Bill -No. ïom - Then you aro still working ten hours? j Bill - lïo, ain't working any hours at Lost my job. - Boston Comn Chicago 1 otel clcrk- "From St. Louis, I see? ' Newly arrived guest - 'Yes, I live there." "Our d inner hours are froiu 12 to 3, an 1 supper from 5 to half past eleven We have no gong." "1 suppose not. " "Oh, no! Ánd, by tlie way, 3011 wlll íind wash water on tap in jour room. Don't go around looking for the pump." - Omaha World. Gotham matron- Why, Lvdia, didn't you go to the cooking school, as you intended? Yes, ma, but there was no session; the lecturess is siek." 'I am very sorry. What is the matter?" "Dyspepsia."- Tid Bits, He: "You reiilly went too far in your conduct with Capt. Fitzhenry at the ball last night. Don't you know you aro a married woman?" She: "Yes, but he didn't."- New York Life. "IIow does the 'literary fire' burn this morning?" aaked a vüitor at the sanctum. "First rate," replied the Snake Editor. "1 have just thrown a dozen manuscript poemsinto the stove." - Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. Grammar class. Boy, parsing - "Wagon, common noun, feminine gender " Teacher- "What gender?" Boy -"Oh! neuter gender. The tongue, ma'am, kinder throwed me ott'n my guard." Actors, in general, are very cnerous, as they are enerally ready to take each other s parts And they know considerable about astronomy, too, as they frequcntlv study the stars. - St. Louis Magazine. Scotch girls knit while they are listening to the declarations of their loversThe more enterprising American daughters have the mitten ready made. Invalid wife(to husband) - The doctor tells me that I ought to have a ohange of climate. Husband (hopefully) All right, my dear, 1 see by the 'probabilities" that we are to have colder weather with snow, followedby warmer weather with rain. - Harper's Bazar. Customer -Are you sure this bread is fresh, baker? Fresh baker - Well, I should say so - it's to morrow's.