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Every newspaper receives odd communications at times. For instance, says the Rondout Freeman, it is stated that a country editor of a weekly was made to writhe in keenest humilliation ol spirit on receipt of the following scathing criticism on the conduct of hia paper, by a subscriben Dear sir: I hereby offer my resignashun as a subscriber to your paper, it being a pamphlot of such sinall konseker.ce as not to Benefit my family by Lakin it. What you need in yourshete is branes and some one to russell un news and rite editoryaia on live topics. No menshion has been made in your shete of me butcherin a poland cliiny pi weighin 3(59 pounds, or of the gaps in the chickens out this way. You stujusly ignore the fact that the tater buas is eatin things up out here, and say nothin about HiSimponsdurham buil calf breakin lts leïs fallin down a well or of grand ma Spies ha vin the sore leges. Two important weddins here has been utterly ignored by your columns and a twokolunin obitchu-. ary writ by me on the deth of grandpa Henry was left out of your shete to say nothin!; of a alfabetical poem beginniiif; with A is for Andy and atao for Ark, writ by my darter. This is why your shete is impopular here. If you don't want eddvtoryals from this place and aint goin to put in no news in your shete we don't want said shete. Yours in discust. P. S. - If you print that obitchuary in your next isso I may iiign again ior your shete. H. D.