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Wall Street News: "Great accident on our roail!'1 exclatmed the private secretary as he ru8hed in on the president "Wli.it- wheruV" "At Fom-MiU' creek an hour ago. " "Many killer.1'' "Yes- forly or fifty." "Thank heaven. lf only two or tliree had been killed we'd have had to pay S5,000 apiece for theni. If forty or iifty are masbed we can jilead that it was a dispensation oL providence. " Puck: An Irish setter- a walking delégate. Cleveland Sun: A shop lifter- an earthquake. Life: A man who takes life easily - a subscriber. Texas Siftings: Suggestion for Lent- briiig it back. Puck: In the drama of life the clerfe plays n counterpart. Puck: Tho best thing on record is tho deed of a corner lot. Washington Hatchet: A cool thousand - 1,000 pounda of ice. (iixley's Lady Book: Have as few clothes as you possibly can. Texas Siftings: On the edge of dis-pair - about to become divorced. Boston Record: Newport will soon deserve the name of Dlvoroeville, Texas siftings: One acre enough - especially if it be a tender corn. Puck: It Is all up with the commercial tra veler when he loses hls giipLife: Tight lacing, like other evlls, has its compensation. It prevenís wastefulness. Burlington Free Press; The Ottoman empire doesn't comparo with the democracy of the sofa. New Haven News: If you want to see a wildcat, siinjily hold up the domestic artlele by thetail. Washington Critic: Many a vroman trusts her huslmml when he can't get trustee! by anybody else. Boston Post: The nine muses never began to enjoy the popularity that is accorded the base ball nlne. Philadelphia Morth American: When a woman's orowning glory is not her halr, it is her spring bonnet. New York Mornlng Journal: "How diil that man lose hls liair, papa',"1 "Eating pie, my dear. Ilo's pie balil."