A Two-legged Pun

"Look hero,'' remarked a man at a walking match to one of the clefcated pedestrians, "it's niy opinión that you were bonglit." "Well, what if I were?" was the reply: '■Wby, it was a coafouuded shanae." "Not at all. It's mere nature. All nienai'ü buy-pedi." - PUtsburgh Chronide.