Another Long-felt Want

Caller - Any back numbers of your magazine? Health Journal Editor - Ye9, sir. ! Which number do you wish? "1 don't know the date, but I saw a line in a paper to the eflect that it had i ai! articlc entitled 'IIow to Lie when Asleep. ' "1 know which nurnberyou want. Having trouble at night, eh? ' "I should say so. My wife says I talk in my sleep, and I know from the vvay she aots that I teil thotruth." -