The Average Millionare Never Feels

quite ao happy as be does wben he has just devised a way in whioh he can neatly cover up tne advertising on a gratuitous engraved calendar. The rooster wonld.be a mnch more popular bird if he could only be induced to feel tbat there is no real, vital Decessity for his reporting bis whereabouts between midnight and three a. m. We know tbat he is at home, in the bosom of bis family . So are we, but we don't get up in the night to brag about it.