She Knew How

Chicago Husband- The brawers are on % strike itnd there is very Uttla beer u tho dtr. Hin Wife- Oh, horrors t Toen w hall have to drink that nasty water that rot my shoe sóuls so 1 . Husband- Oh, no, my dear ; we can drink toiiit. Wiíe- Worse and worse ! WUy, tht mV.'x spoils the taste oí the water I thaa't drink it. ' Husband- Then what wlll 70a drlnhl You can not live leng without somethinf 'j drink. Wiie- I have it We'll get a rrat lonf hose. Husband- What fcr ! " Wif- And attaoh it to {har soda fountsi at the dru(t store to I can get a di luli rif b.} herc whenerer I want it." ""' Husband- But, my dcar, it is ocly tv blocks to the flrug store, and the host wUl cost- Wiie- Huniph t Do you supposa I waa to run down to the drug store overy nre minutes? Brinfonyour hoie and teil th i dniKgist to put as extra charge In hls generator. I'm a Chicago girl and l kow what's what .