Gayeties And Gravities

Bachelors are going to be mighty lonely in heaven. A home without chlldren is like a garden without ftowers. Spain, ia cnishing truth to earth in Cuba, forgot to look out for the rebound. Now it is the bicycle woman who has to walt while her husband completes iiis toilet. General Campos, being knocked down and tied in a knot, is willing to spare his enemy's life. Onp of the few sights more mournful than an old woman trying to appear young is a very young man trying to look old. This world would be a paradise for each of us and a heil for all others if eaeh of us had all he thlnks be ought to have. We have a. feeling of warm regard for the bloomer glrl, because she doesn't care whether her cap. is on straight or not. "First love," sald the elderly man, meditatively, "is a good deal like a mug of soda wa.ter. Each flzzes up mighty llvely for about a minute." He (dlfïulently)- Has your mother spoken of me at all? She (blushlngly) -She sald lf you attempted to klss me, I was to reslst. He - I - er - why, T wouldn't attempt to kis you for the world. She (coKIIy)- Hadn't we better go in?