Husband (furiously) - Here's my best raeerschaum pipe broken! How in the ame of sense did that happen? Wife - I don't know, except that when got up thls morning, I found your meerschaum ptpe in the front hall, and rour overshoee on the parlor mantel ilece. Husband (mlldly)- Oh, well, acclents will happen. I presume there las been an earthquake or aomething.