Descriptions

A gander is a masculino goose. A gouse is feminine for gander. A goat is a creature vvhose atruospbere is inauspicious. A gaiubol is the gait of a goat. A gate is where you meel her and sometimos, y ou a hare it. A gaiter is worn in winter and is large or small in proportion to that which it covers. A gout is A gaucherle is what your friends are continually guilty of. A goal is what yon aim at, yet you may reacti it against your will under another pujnunciation. A god la what every man is Lo himselL and sume men to sotne vvomeD, but tliey all rattle wben they are shaken. A garam is the Frencb waiter who says "Yessir!" A gran (I f al her, like a clock of tbe same natue, is found to be very snitably sitnated in a hall when in a ruoribund condition. A grandmother is also, when a relict. A gallon Is what you take, if you are foolish. enough. A gallop is at the end of the programme, just when the men are gettlng stek of it and the wonien are beginning to enjoy tbemselves. A gullery is unnaturally played to, being eompoaed of gods. A guinption ia well hidden behind an engaging count.euance A grumbler is you or your neiglibor, or lio! h of you. A growler is tlie most nolsotne ihing on Tour wheels next to a talo dust cait. neitlier will it pass it orí a highway. A game is a good game when you know how to play it A gardoner is oue wbo njows th lawu at intervals; meanwbile he sends in hls bil!, , giirden oeeds do gardene.r when tbe ni con is gaiiding. A gesturé is less obvious thazi a h'runi PJck-Me-Up,