Flashes Of Fun

He- My life without you will be a lonely one. The Heiress - But think how busy you will have to be. - Life. He - Have you any ívnson for doubting what 1 say?- She Yes, I have. He -What is it? She- I don't helieve you. -Puck. Tourist (presenting his opened Baedeker to the coadunan) - Here, driver, 1 want to see the first four pages. - Fliegende Blaetter. "It's all over." As the woman uttered these words she riropped to the fiooi-. The baby had spiiled the ink.- West Union Gazette. "Let's go shopping to-day, Tess." "I can't, Bess; I've lots of things to buy to-day. I've nothing to do to-morrowj I'll go then."- New York Sun. _. ..__