Entirely Unnecessary

"Th' oJe squire stop an spoke to me fhis maruin, an Oi ast 'im 'ow Master I Philip was gettin on iu Lunnou. 'Oh,' says 'e, ' 'e's bin oalled to th' bar.' Oi dunno wot 'e meant, so Oi didn' say nothin, but Oi says to meself, 'Ah,' Oi says, 'f rom what Oi remember of 'im, 'e didn't want no callin. '" - Punch. ■ -