What The Wise Bachelor Says

Home woniOD won't be happy in heaven nnless the battlernents smell of fresh paint every spring. No true wife will ever disagree with her husband about politics. A wornan always has an idea that if a man can only eat something he'U be all right. Probably Noah didn't mind the trouble of building the ark because the flood came in the spring and Re knew he wonid get out of honsecleaning. Probably the reason why women will do so much for babies is because the babies won't do anything for tliem. A wcmau judges a neighborhood by hovf near it is to a clmrch of the denomination she belongs to; a man judges it by how far it is frora a gas works. When a woraan first gets married, she can't seewhy there is any heaven. After she has been married a few years she can't see any reason for the other place.