Flashes Of Fun

Teacher- "Willle, if your father gave you ten cents and then took away four and gave them to your brother, what would that make?" Willie- "Trouble." - Yale Record. Finnicus - "I téll you a man never appreclates his wife till he gets into trouble." Cynnicus - "That!s so; it's a big satisfaction to have some one to blame for lt." - Life. First Prospector (at Klondyke)- "I understand Nuggets has been arrested." Second Prospector- "Yes; the darn fooi persisted in heaping gold in front of his cabin and blocking the trail."- Philadelphia North American. Mrs. Griggs- "Mr. Walton is certainly a remarkable young man." Mrs. Groasmith - "What makes you thlnJc so?" Mrs. Origgs - "Oh, I heard him ay last nlRht that he would Juat as soon teach hls sister to ride the bleycle ap. any othr glri."- Somerville Jour"I hope the book win be a Buccess," tttld th author, daubtfully, "but tM Is a severe blow to me." "What ds?' asked his frlend. "The oourt ha de clffed that be book ia sot immoraL"