Ironical Ifs

If a young man is bright you can't keep him long in the dark. If you ask a debtor when he's going o settle he'll probably go without sayng. If a widow is in the habit of smoking igarettes she has an excuse for givng up her weeds. If all thieves were compelled to wear prison garb stripes would always be he prevailing fashion. If a man goes out between the acts he usually comes in with a smile- but ïou don't always see IJ,