Effective Tip

A hungry guest at a Chicago hotel, who sat at one of the tables unnoticed for several minutes, called a waiter to him at last and said: "Young fellow, I saw that man over there hand you a tip of half a dollar just now." "Yes, sah." "You've got his ordsr, have you?" "Well, now, I'll give you a tip also - which is this: Bring me exactly the same order, served in exactly the same style as his, and with the same promptness. or I'll report you. Do you get the idea, young fellow?" "Yes. sah." The two dinners were served at the same time, and were precisely alike.