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Day
23
Month
January
Year
1880
Copyright
Public Domain
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-The Board oï Education- tho1 gchoolmaster'a shinglo. - No gentlemanly student' slatüp wÍD smoke in the presenoe of ladics. - Wldic-' hall Times. - A gentleman in conrersation s"aid thathisdogs were Al. Shoiüdn'tthey have been rated K9? - The botter erop of this country i worth more than the gold product, aml i it is inore evealy spread over the States. - It is not safe to prononnee a ni:m perfect imül he is dead. He may do something at any moment to break up his goed reputation. - "Where yer bin, Billy?" "Bin fishin'." "Ketch anythin'?" " No. But I expect ter when I get in tiio' house." - New York Era. - "And oh, Edward," said the ghi he was going to leave bciiind him, " aS evorv stpping-place, besure youwrUe, then go aheacl." - Yonkers Oaeette. - No matter how handsome a family monument a man may have in the cemetery, he never wants to lie on his back and luok up at it. - Cinctnnati Cowmer' cial. - Thero aro -mon who pass for acholara who are so far behind tho times that tliey appear obliged to express their itíeas in quetations from dead langunges. - Wlien a woman carcfully slifïcs out of bed in the dead of night, and by tho pale Bght of the moon goes throngh her husband's poekets, why does Sbe always take the small change and leave the bilis? Answer - Because she doesn't. - Southern Exchange. - " Oh, yonth, with a sancl-pnporefl pato,' The nl;;ht is dark, tho fiour s I ue; WhJ l my ?ato?" " I stay to help iter hol "■;:'te upon lts hin:1 ! : Go in, old ih;!ü, you're ■ H" The old innn sougW his littlo büd' And on it lald his pal lent bead; " I tliiuk my gato is safe," he aaid. -CinciniMti SUir. i - A Chatham street sccond-haná clothier in a reeent sale failed to make a profit of 4,000 per cent. His co:seience troubled him, remorse set in, and he committed suicide. Tho Coroner'a jury declarad that hc was : victim to 'old clo1 reform. - New York Paper. - Mr. Danvin expects soon to pi;hlish a Ufe of hls grandfather, one of the unknown héroes of Science, whose lastj days weie darkened by slaoder. Tiie present Mr. Darwin is now in his Sj enty-seveuth year, and will soon c-.i-e from his labors. "It is a pity," fee says, " to have to go when one baé SHB so'many things todo, and vrhe proceed with the study of Nature', discover vaster horizons opening byou." - The following postal-card, addrëssed"Tothe PostmasteTS of Oregon, j has been received at Portland: " Please pass thi-i postal-card from office te oflice, if uossible, tintil it reaches thaj office from whence the person named E. W. Hammond gets his mail. I take this plan to ascertain his whereaboats in the interest of a dyingmother, vvhosc stay on this earth a fast drawing to a e. Any infonnation will be mosl tliaiikfully received by F. Wonderly, Scholt City, Mo."

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Ann Arbor Argus