Guide To Paradise

The following "time-taWc to heaven" has just been issnod bya well-known religious publishing house at Paris: "Guide l'or travelers (o paradise: "Trains leave - At all hours. "ïraius Arrive - When it picases heaven. "Through Express- First Cïass: Povertj', Chastity, Obedience. "Express- First and Second Classes: Pietv, Devotion, Sairaments. "Way Train - First, Second andThird Classes: Commandments, Public Duties. "Fare- Fii-st Class: Love and Cross. Second Class: Desire and Corabat. Tliiid Olaea: Fcar and renitenco. "Notice to Passengere - No retirfn tickets. No pleasure excursions. Cliildren who have not come to years of discretion, free, if carried on the knees! - Passengen wiD picase carry no other baggage than good works, unlesa they wish to miss the train or be delayed at the last station but one. Passcngers get on anywhere alongthe line."