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Parent Issue
Day
28
Month
February
Year
1902
Copyright
Public Domain
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WORTH $300,000,000. The President oL a certain big Oil Com. any is said to be wortk $300,000,000. A ;idy bit of money aud no mistake. And et he isn't happy. In an address to a Bible lass he spoke of trials and troubles of th rich and the loads they have to carry. A oung lady whispered to a friend that ha niight wear a Benson's Porous Piaster on his aokor, betterstill, divide the money among he members of the class. I don't know why her idea about the plaater makea ma rant to laugh, but it does. AH tha sanio have seen plenty of people laugh after ratting Benson's Piasters on their backs r chests, or on any other spot whera thei was weight, heaviaess, weaknest or pain. t may be the sharp stabs of neuralgia, th aches and wrenches of rheumatism ; it maf e colds in m úseles or bones; it rnifM hose kidney or lumbago thrustá that mak 'OU yell as at a dog bite ; or it may ba a train or cramp, anything that wants quiat. ng and comforting. Dont bother with aires, liniments, lotions, etc. , or with any of the stupid and ueleis old style plasten, 'lap on a Benson's. It relieves at me and ures quickly. It stops tha pain and makes you laughfor the very ease and good eeling of it. itut watch out against imtations and snbstitutes. All druggists, or we will prepay postage on any munber ordered in the United States on receipt of Sc. each. Sftabury Jt Johnson, Mfg. Cheiniats, N.T,