Wanted--a Mother-in-law

Wanted -- A Mother-in-law.

Harry - What's the matter, Fred? You look as glum as a sick dog. I suspect there's a woman in the case.

Fred - There is, Harry. I may as well confess it.

Harry- And, pray, who is the woman?

Fred - She's the mother of the girl who is the only girl in all the world to me.

-- Boston Transcript.