No More Water In His'n, Says Stearns

NO MORE WATER IN HIS'N, SAYS STEARNS

The papers are having great fun over ex-Senator Ward falling into Zukey lake. This is the way the Adrian Press puts it:

Ex-Senator Charley Ward, of Ann Arbor, don't wish any more water in his. That is, in his Oxfords, or his pants pocket. He was out in a boat on Zukey lake last week, and pretty soon he was out of a boat, and in the lake. Could he swim? Nary a sweep. He hung on to the boat, and took considerable of the breakers into his hold, until he could hardly hold on. His specific gravity is 1,703, and down he would have gone if it had not been for the boat. They rescued him and his cargo of lake-water was unloaded, and he sat down on a hot stove to be "loft dried." Charlie thinks the democrats ought to make water cure an issue.