Morpheus And Multiplication

An English temperance advocate was once arguing the case of a public house reform. Pressing the matter home, he thus addressed Lord Salisbury: "At least, my lord, you will admit that a great increase in the number of drinking places in a given locality is an additional temptation to overindulgence."

"Not at all," retorted Salisbury. "If I visit in a home with forty bedrooms, I feel no greater inclination to sleep." ----San Francisco Argonaut