Jingles And Jests

JINGLES AND JESTS.

A Quarter For Henry. 

Mrs. Henrietta whispers in her husband's henpecked ear:

"Here's a quarter for you, Henry. It will be a-plenty, dear!"

When poor Henry tries to argue, "Fifty cents, my dear, today,"

Henrietta points her finger, "Henry, not a word, I say!"

And the people say: "He's awful! All he thinks of in this life

Is his money-money-money! How I'd hate to be his wife!"

-Indianapolis Sun.