An Inconsistency

An Inconsistency.

"There's another thing I can't understand," said Mr. Sirius Barker as he laid down the paper and took a dyspepsia tablet.

"What can it be?" asked his wife in a well feigned tone of surprise.

"Why a woman will fuss over her husband, brushing his coat and fixing his necktie and warning him when he needs a hair cut and then rave admiringly over a football player." -Washington Star.