Pert Personals

The Duke of Marlborough says he will never set foot in America again. Sometimes the luck is with America. -- Memphis Commercial Appeal.

If the sultan of Sulu ever realizes how extensively he is being used for farce comedy purposes, he will probably revolt. -- Washington Star.

A Kansas paper announces the engagement of Mr. Robert Swallow and Miss Maria Worms. Mr. Swallow must be an early bird. -- Milwaukee Sentinel.

King Leopold of Belgium is coming to this country. According to Henry Watterson's description of Newport society, the old royal scapegrace will just about fit there. -- Toledo Times.