A Sage Conclusion

Uncle Reuben says: "Arter arguin' fur forty y'ars dat de whale couldn't possibly have swallered Joner and makin' three or four enemíes a y'ar ober it I has come to de conclusion dat my belief, one way or de odder, wouldn't affect de past 2 cents' wuth. I have simply wasted a heap o' breath fur nuthin'!"--Detroit Free Press