The Dominant Janitor

Mrs. McCall - And what did you say your eldest boy's full name was?

Mrs. De Coursey - Michael Brannigan De Coursey.

Mrs. McCall - Well-er-that's rather odd.

Mrs. De Coursey - Yes: but, you see, when he was born we were living in a flat and we didn't want to move out. Mr. Michael Brannigan was the janitor. - Philadelphia Press.