Disraeli's Cowardice

Disraeli's Cowardice.

Mrs. Disraeli once said to an astonished circle in an English country house: "Dizzy has the most wonderful moral and political courage, but he has no physical courage. I always have to pull the string of his shower bath."

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"I notices," said Uncle Eben, "dat a man who is stubborn as a mule generally ain't near as sensible."--Washington Star.

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It is only because the water works that the fountain plays.--Petoskey (Mich.) Lyre.