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Day
1
Month
January
Year
1890
Copyright
Public Domain
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The Captain Of :ond Stiip Storm King sa.ys: For the pust live years I have used Sulphur IMtters on board my vessel, and liave not lost ft man. Tliey are a sure preventive of ;ill contagloua fevers so incident to warm climates. Piense fend me nt once two dozen bottles and oblige S. Starret. Defendant - Now, Docthor, by vartue of your ontli, didn't I sny : "Kill or cure, Docthor, I'll give you a guinea?" and duln't you íay, "Kill or cure, I'll tuke itf" Doctor- You did, and I agrecd to the barjrain. and I want the .'iiinea acconJingly. Defcndant - Now, doother, by vartueof your oath, answer tliis: Did you cure my wife? Doctor- No; she's deal. You know tlmt. Defendant - Tlien, Docthor, by vartun of your oath, answer thls: Did you kill my wife ? Doctor- No; she died of her llliiess. Defendant (triumphantly, to tlie bencli) - Your Worship, see this. You heard him teil our bargaln - it was to kill or cure. By vartue of tiis oath, he done nelther, and hc ixes his fee! - The Green Bag. Bucklen's Árnica Sal re. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruiscs, Sores, Ulcera, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Teter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, ai.d all Skin Eruptions, and positively curea Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to glve perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For Sale bv Eberbach & Son. Teil your wife she looks well in her nevv har, and rest assured that your dinner will te wcll ferved.

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Ann Arbor Courier