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There are burdock seeds enough ripening around the churclies in thls city to plant a township, and the Congrefratioiml chtirch lot Is the worst lot of the lot. We tackled them alone and worked until we were tired out, and left enough for two ot three more lots; and now the opportunity is open for any one if there be any one else who cares at all whether they ripen or not. We dldn't tnow them - that is a fradulent pretenso quite ineffectual; we tlug them up, and if that Were faithfully followed for a few years, the ollensive growth would be cleaned out. Does anybody care?- Ypsihintian. Nouns of Multitude, Rather Puzzllng- A littte glrl was near the picture of a number oí sliips. when she exclalmed, "See wliat a flock of ships!" We corrected her by saying that a flock of ships was called a fleet, and a Heet of sheep was called ajlocc. And here we mny adil for the beneiit of the foreigner who is mastering the intricacies of our lauuage in respect to nouns of multitude, that a flock of wolves is called a pack, and a pack of thieves is called a gang, and a gang of angels is called a host, and a host ot' porpoises is called a swal, and a suoal of buffaloes is called a troop, and i troop of partiïdges is called a covey, and a covey of beauties is called a galaxy, and a alaxy of ruilians is called a horde, and a horde of rubbish is called a heap, and a heap of oxen is called a drove, and a droveojf blackguards is called amoft.aml u mob of worshipers is is called a congregation, and n congregation of engineers is calied a carpí, and a corps of robbers Is called a band, and a band of locusts Is called a crowd, and a crowd of gentlefolk is Galled the elite, and a miscellaneous crowd of city folk is called the cummuuity or theuWic. When I Wal Sick ! My room looked like a drug store, 1 had ao inany bottles iu it. The more I dosed, the worsc off I was. Fiually, I paid my doctor and told him he ncedn't come any more. I was troubled wlth Clironic Hheuraatism, and couldu't get out of bed alone. 8ix bottles of Sulphur Bitters cured me.- Benj. Fitch, Adams House, Boston. The man who depend upon wages will get rich sooner thau the man who depends upon wagers.- Bostun Herald. Bueklen's Árnica Salve. The B8t Salre in the world for Cute, Bruises, Sores, Ulcera, Salt Rheum.Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Uhilblains, Corns, arid all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is gnaranteed to glve perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. Por Sale by Eberbacb & Son.