Time's Changes

The other day he returned. He stood again in his native villaje. He found the can where he had hid it. He pro cured a pint of milk. He went to his oíd familiar boyhood's home, entered and in a hesitating ana trembling voice said: '"Father and mother here's your milk." He was given a warm welcome, but he noticed there was a ehange in his parents' appearance; they had not the oíd familiar look. He questioned them; explanations followed. The young man discovered that, though the good people were still his parents, the change in their personal appearance was easily accounted f or. Shortly af ter his sudden and mysterious departure from home, his father died and his mother married again. Then his mother died and his new father married again. Thus on his return the wanderingboy found the dear okl home as he had left it, the only difference being that he had a new father and a new mother. Verily, truth is stranger than fiction. - Old Colony Gazette. - There is a grim humor about some of Judge Lynch's executions. A bank president in Southwestern Texas made away with all the funds under his charge, and then posted on the door of his institution: "líank suspended." That night he was interviewed by a number of depositors, who left him hanging to a tree with this amended notice pinned to his breast: "Bank president suspended." - Breakfast Rolls.- Sift two quarta of flour, mas li two larg-e boiled potatoes and mix in with a tablespoonful of lard, one cup of yeast, one cup of sweet milk, a teaspoonful of salt and a tablespoonful of sugnr. Knead all together, set to rise; make in rolls, put in a greased pan, set in a warm place until very light and bake quickly. - Ladies' Home Companion. - Warmed-over biscuits can hardly be told from new ones if they are set dry in a close pan and covered while relieating1. - A stingy man does the devü's worlc for nothing. - Ram'a lforn. Must have have a "pull"- The trigger.