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A lermendous Ssnsation. would have been created oúe uiidred yc.irs ago by the slght oí one oí our expresa traína whlzzlng along , , : te cate ol sixty mUée an hour. think how our grandfathers would have stared a1 such a spectacle! Ii takes a good deal to astonish people now-a-days, bul gome of 1lie oiarvelous eures oí consumptlon, wroughi by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Diseovery, have ereated widespread amazement. Consumption s at. lasi acknowledged curable. The "Golden Medical Dlecovery" Is the known remedy for ii. Ii' taken at the right time- which, bear Ín i, is mii uiicn the lungB are nearly üiiik - it wili go rlghi at the Bea1 ol the dtsease and accompllsh Its w.nk as aothtng else in vlio world can, li Le fche only medicine of its clase, sulil by druggísta, under a posLtive guarantee that it will benefit or cure in all casos of disease for which it is recommended, or money pald tor it wiil bi' promptly refunded. Stranger (Ín Dugoui City, Kan.)- Et (locsn't aeem as II this place could have 20,000 poptilation, as you report. Resident- Well, it áln't quite that nnich ordinarlly. You see, we took the census the day the circus was in tpwn. Dellclous peachea are said to I1 dirt eheap in Phüadelphla. They mighi be ihat way down bere if Jones. or some other man. would pay the frelght.- New Orleans Wcayune. It is gaid tiiai the Prench Hght an average n' 4,000 duels per year, bmt the casualtles don'1 begin to compare wlth tliose (iï our national game of baseball.