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A Japaoéee dentlst oever usos íorcepe. Wiicn he draws a tootn he has to dlg it out wit h ble Hogers. Aa Oregon man wants to trade a mulé lor a wlfe. Some men oever know wlicn they are, wel! off. Il you want to know just how,small a man is, give htm m office or let liiin become suddenly wealthy. A littlc learnlng Ín a fool, like scanty powder in a large gun, wül sometiim mukc considerable noise. Vital statistics sliow tliai meo bear paLn with lesa forfitude than women, that they díe earlier and oftener, and are a scurvy lot anyhow. The Prince of Wales is a colonel in forty-one different regiments. What would lie do if hls mamma should order tliem all out at once ?