Poking Fun At 'em

The following serial ander the cap tioii, "And the Bye Strokes lts Beard,' is going the rounds: Whon iilliancf orators talk abou Kansas starving to dcatii every indi vidual poèatO slyly vinks its i-yc- State Journal. And every slalk ol' eorn pricks up its ears. - Wlcblta Eagle. And every cabbage nods its head.- Lawrence Journal. And every squaeh erooks its neck. - Clyde Argus. And every onion grows stronger. - CUfton Beview. And every fruit tree groana undei ite load. - Minneapolis Commercial. And every iield of wheat is snocked - Leavenworth Times. And Ohio's wheat gets a kooi threshing. - Commercial (ia zette. And Ohio oats make a horse laugli - Dayton Journal. And the bean etalked abroad to dis prove it and turning to the Halad bed exelaimed, lettuce pray.- Mt. Vernon Republican. And the Aveather with au all-wooland-yard-wide smile joinH ewe in this