Advice To Chili

chili, beware! Our venerable Únele Sam Is slow to wrath, but when he stnrta Out on t'lio warpath It taJtee a continent to hold him. Be careful how you get His dandor up. 'Tis quite a Uttle trip around the ITorn To gel in good poeitlon for a kick At you, iut II lic undertakea the trip He'll 't thiere! And mark yon, Ch.Hi, There i.s a 1ird- a large, tough lw.-il t li v Mird - 'I'ii.-u hns been known to fly From Washington to África And come hom.' with liotli ]iis talons full Of wool. It wonKtn't fcake him yvy long to m;ikr A flj-in.'j; visit anywluere In South America. He's harmleea t' he's ct alone, but don't Thrnw gtonee .-il, liim Or poke him with your cano, for tl) :■ 11 He's dangerous. Tliis tough old fowl stili roosta Dpon tli ■ llag pole'fi topmost end. BeloNv him waves the Stars anü S tripee. We eall hlm, Chili, The American EJagle. And You'd bettoir Xot stir Him Up. Tlic aecrel pleasure of ugonerous act Is the great mlnd's great bribe. - Dryden.