Some Needed Inventions

A Santa Claus tfoat won't make children jaaloue. A drum that no onc can liear escept th'? boy who b:ats it. Tin foldiors that won't get massacred m the iirst pitched battle. A eléeplng po'íiom tD'keep tire childrern asleep while the usbookings are beinK ii 1 id. A bob slod th-it will upset the email boy Instead of the nurse girl witli the baby earriage. A coinmo.'i s;'nsc apparatus that wlll kop people away when you've oaught a p-.-otty girl the mistletO3. l i ■ A law fco prevent a woman from buytng her husband a lovely meerscbaum pipe for a quarter or a box of iiiif Havana cigars for a dollar. - Judge.