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Tlie cook doesn't burn everything she sets on flre.- Yonker's Btatesman. It doos not take a mortal long to Let the big end of bis life behind him.- Galveston News. Wlien a balloon fails to go up as announced, it is a no ar disappointment to many.- Glens Falls Republican. A man's troubles do not come sinsl.y wlien his wifp. presenta him. with twins. - Binghamton Eepubllcan. The average man is Batlsfied with beeping tip witih the procession. If it is a íuneral procossion, )ie does not fcare to bc at the head of it.- Picayime. The Jnan who is afraid to visit a fpublic library on Svmday must conBi-der the state, of his soul as Jjeing Very precarious.- Jlartlia's Vincy.-ud Herald. Smith: So you are a poet ! And anay I ask ]iov you make your living ? Rondo: Oh, I win all the Easting competitionis at the dime n;uticums.- Jester. Now that other matters are settled it woa't ii cause of warfare that the state departmeni ín ordering ttíe name to íh speUed with au "e" knockfA CJhilli's "i" out.- Philadelphia Times. Something of a blunder 'bus- The one that collides. Euth-less iokes- Those on baby Cleveland. Always counted but - Change.