A Suprised Victim

"Vill you please to tole ane how dot cast orate oil could been dookon, und you dond tould teel kind of sdek when you trunks dot?" sald a 200-pound Dutch girl to a clerk in Forsyth's drug store. "I think that I can prepare it so that the uapteasantness of taking Krill be obviated. Will you uot take a glass of soda, and then. if you will call 'agaia in a few moments I ."vvill have the oil prepared for you. The Germán female drank the soda and departed. The clerk thought nothing añore oí it until the form of the Dutch girl was seen coming through the door. "Veil vas dot caetorate oil done yed, Mr. Drugmans ?" "You took it whem you were herc before," said the clerk. "Me dook dot? VeU%I guess I vas a liar, aind id ? I didn't dook id." "Yes, you did; I gave it to you in the soda," responded he. "Holy Moses ! I dond did vant lot for myself; id vas for mine mistress." - Exchaiige.