He Pants For Fame

A boy in the Wkhita. schools has been suspended tav reading the following essay on -'Panta:" "Pantn are made for meo and nat men for paute. Wluen a man pants for 6 w ornan and a woman pants for a mian, thiey are a pair oï pants. Such pante don't tós't. Pant are li'ke mo[aaeee; tlnoy are thinn-er in hot weather a.nd tliioker in cold. The man ín tlue moon changas hw pants during tlije eclipse. Don't you go to the pantry for pants; you might be mistoaken. Mieq are 'often mistaken in panty. Suoh m:.stnkr are breeches oí promfee. Tliere has been much diBcussi'on as to -whietJier pants is stagular or plural. Beems to us when men wear pante they are plural, and when they don't wear any pants it Ís singular. Wen ?o on a tear in their pants, and it is all right, but Avhen tlue pants (?o on a tear it i all wrong.-