The Girl Of The Present

" Wliat is the formula, Professor, For maidens up to date? " The smart man smiled and quiekly wrote, "SJ3F98I" " Pray what may mean this mystic serolV: " Said she. the Vassar pert ; " Why, one part saiut, and one part sage, And ninetv-eight a flirt ! " -The Wiseacre One of the great attractions at the fair on Friday, will be the champion lady bicycliat of the world, Miss Frankie Nelson." She will race agaiust horses, and is a wonderful rider of the wheel. I)o not fail to attend the fair ou that day and see her. A complaint has been lodged against Michael Kuebler, of the north side, for shooting within the city limits. Sunday Kuebler shot at a rabbit and the bullet glanced off the animal's ear, broke four panes of glass in Asa Allen's house, and hit a young daughter of his on the arm. Kuebler should practice awhile on sonie large target - the slaughter houses for instance - before he hunts rabbits any more.