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Not A Bad Retort

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Parent Issue
Day
23
Month
November
Year
1892
Copyright
Public Domain
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Shortiy after a certain Judge's retirement from the bench, he happened to meet au old friend he had not seen for a short time. The Judge, all emiles and heartiness, provoked his friend in such a way as to make the inquiry: "What office are you a. candidate for noiv, judge?" The judge made a deprecatory movement wlth an ontward turned palm, and said: 'Tor none at all, my dear brother; I'm Bimply a candidate for tue Kingdom of Heaven." His friend regarded him sorrowfully for an inBtant, and, with more wit than politeness, and more proianity than either, Raid: "I'll bet five dollars you don't carry a dnrned township."

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Old News
Ann Arbor Courier